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Hate!
02:41
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HATE!
EVERYTHING IN THE WORLD IS HATED
BY ANYONE SOMEWHERE ALONG THE LINE
FROM THE MOMENT THAT IT WAS CREATED
DOWN THROUGH THE AGES TO THE END OF TIME
AND UNTIL THIS SPENT GLOBE STOPS ROTATING
AND THE BLOOD-SODDEN SANDS ARE RUNNING OUT
THERE´S SO MUCH NEW TO HATE ON THIS PLANET
WITH EVERY MINUTE YOU BETTER START NOW!
BLIND IGNORANCE OR MISUNDERSTANDINGS
BASED ON FALSE FACTS TO JUSTIFY HATE
IN YOUR MIND - THE DECLINE OF BROADMINDED THINKING
HAS LEFT YOUR THOUGHTS NUMB SO
YOU GO ON WITH YOUR FEAR OF DIVERITY
WEAR YOUR BLINKERS, THEY WILL GET YOU THROUGH THE DAY
LET YOUR SMALLMINDEDNESS BE THE CAUSE
FOR YOUR DULL LITTLE LIFE YOU SAD LITTLE FUCK!
I MEAN THIS SUCKS, I MEAN THAT SUCKS, I MEAN YOU SUCK ANYWAY
I KNOW WE SUCK SO DO PEACOCKS / DOES DETOX
I MEAN WE´RE SO FUCKING FULL OF HATE!
THERE´S SO MUCH TO HATE AND WAY MORE TO APPRECIATE
SO LET´S CONTRAST WITH THIS DOWNBEAT SOCIETY
GREED AND ETERNAL VORACITY FOR
ANYTHING AND JUST EVERYTHING ELSE
WAS SUPPOSED TO SENSITISE YOUR NOSE TO
FIND THE FLOWERS ´TWEEN ALL THOSE BAD SMELLS
YOU´RE A COMBAT DOG SNIFFING TURDS INSTEAD
BITING ONLY AS SOON AS YOU´VE BEEN FED
RUNNING IN CIRCLES CHASING YOUR OWN TAIL
HIGH LEVEL MOANING ON ALL FOURS IS SO FAIL
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Reality Is Relative
02:43
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REALITY IS RELATIVE
WAKE UP INSIDE
GET CONSCIOUS ABOUT YOUR UNCONSCIOUSNESS
REMOTE CONTROLS BATTERY IS DEAD
SEEMS LIKE YOU´RE ON YOUR OWN NOW
IS THIS REAL LIFE?
YOU NEVER KNOW, NO, YOU DECIDE
WHAT IS REAL FOR YOU
AS LONG AS YOU CAN´T PINCH A MIND
WAKE UP INSIDE, WAKE UP INSIDE
REALITY IS RELATIVE, SOCIETY A HIPNOTIST
REALITY IS RELATIVE, MEDIA DECEPTIVE
WAKE UP INSIDE
NO YOU´RE NOTHING BUT AUTOMATS
AND WHEN THE SYSTEM CRASHES
IT MIGHT SEEM LIKE YOU´RE ON YOUR FUCKING OWN
BUT THE MATRIX IS EXPOSED
REVOLUTION IN FULL SPATE
AUTOMATS TURN INTO
AUTONOMIC SUPERBOTS
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3. |
Grandpa
02:06
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GRANDPA
CHOSEN THE DARKEST CORNER OF THE BAR STARING INTO SPACE
FACIAL EXPRESSION IS LONGING FOR THE STARS AND A LITTLE ATTENTION
EMPATHY IS RISING WITH EACH BEER HE DOWNS ALONE
BUT APPEARANCES ARE DECEIVING CAUSE
WHAT GRAMPS IS REALLY UP FOR IS
THAT TEENAGE FLESH HE CAN´T RESIST
GRANDPA ISN´T AS KIND AS HE LOOKS LIKE
FOUND HIS WAY TO THE COUNTER STAGGERING, TRYING TO INTERFERE
TELLING HIS STORIES ABOUT WWII AND I SEE A LITTLE ERECTION
EMPATHY IS FALLING WITH EACH SECOND I REALLIZE
HE JUST CAME FOR THE VIEW BECAUSE
WHAT GRAMPS IS REALLY STARING AT
IS NEIGHBOURS DAUGHTERS FUNDAMENT
GRANDPA GRAB YOUR THINGS AND GET OUT OF HERE
GRANDPA GO FUCK GRANDMA
AND YOURSELF
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4. |
Suicide Flashmob
01:18
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SUICIDE FLASHMOB
CREATE NEW EVENT
LET´S NAME IT SUICIDE FLASHMOB
ADD MORE INFO? NO, THANX
SUBTEXT SHOULD BE CLEAR
ADD A TIME:
LET´S SAY BEFORE IT´S TOO LATE!
PLACE: WASTELAND TBA
PUBLIC AND CREATE
ANOTHER BORING DAY? END IT ANOTHER WAY!
SUICIDE FLASHMOB SUICIDE FLASHMOB
PREMIUM LIFE'S FAR AWAY? WON'T EVEN HAVE TO PAY!
SUICIDE FLASHMOB SUICIIIIDE GO!
DEAR URA KNUCKLEHEAD
THANX FOR THE INVITATION
8000 BROS IN MY FRIENDLIST
I'LL TELL MY COLLEAGUES TOO
BYOB(ombs)
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Fun Sucks
02:36
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FUN SUCKS
STROLLING DOWN THE STREET, EPIC DAY, FEELING THE BEAT
I REALLY HATE IT AND ALSO THE SUN IS BOTHERING ME
CHILD´S LAUGH STEADILY TRIGGERS AN URGE TO GAG
AND BIRD´S TWITTERING MAKES ME SICK – FUN SUCKS!
FLOWERS STINK I PREFER SENDING VENOMOUS FERN
IN THE ROLLERCOSTER I LIKE TO DO MY TAX RETURN
BOUGHT A GIANT BOX OF JUMPING JACKS TO CHASE OFF
ALL THE FAWN FROM MY LAWN NASTY CRITTERS HERE WE GO
I´M A GROUCH A MEAN LITTLE BASTARD
KIDS CALL ME MR. MALADJUSTED
I´M A GROUCH A MEAN LITTLE BASTARD
GET ME A SPOON AND A PAIL OF MUSTARD
I´M A GROUCH A MEAN LITTLE BASTARD
CAUSE THAT´S THE TRIED AND TRUSTED
WHO NEEDS A BED? I ADORE MY COLD HARDWOODEN FLOOR
AFTER A DEMANDING DAY OF DOING NOTHING AT ALL
MY SON QUARPLE, HE IS ONE OF THE GOOD
HE SPENDS HIS DAYS BLOWIN UP CATS IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD
THE OTHER THREE SET MY TEETH ON THE EDGE
WIFE TAKES CARE OF THE HOMELESS I TAKE CARE OF THE BRATS
MY WHOLE FAMILY I HATE THEM ALL
I THINK SOME DAY I'LL LEAVE THIS PLANET AND I'LL TAKE THEM ALL WITH ME
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Dome Of Mine
02:19
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DOME OF MINE
THANX DAD FOR YOUR DNA
AND THE SENSE OF IRONY
I CONCEDE THOSE WERE THE DAYS
WHEN GAUDY MOHAWKS GRACED MY PATE
NOW THE HAIRY TIMES ARE GONE
SO NO MORE MOHAWKS FOR YOUR SON
POEM TO THE DOME OF MINE
FEELS LIKE IT SLIT DOWN ON ME
BY THE FORCE OF GRAVITY
BUT NOW I DON´T NEED TO BLOW DRY
THE LAST HAIRSTYLE OF MY LIFE
AND WHILE YOUR DRUGSTORE BILLS ACCRUE
I USE SOAP INSTEAD OF SHAMPOO
I´VE BEEN GREEN-EYED FOR A WHILE
OF KITTIES SUBURBAN EMO STYLE
TOOK IT´S TIME BUT NOW I SEE THE
ENTIRE CAPABILITY
A SHAME THAT AFTER ALL THOSE YEARS
MY HEAD ADHERES TO MY BEANIE
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7. |
Christian Town
01:43
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CHRISTIAN TOWN
EVERYTHING´S OK, BEDS NOT FAR AWAY
IM TOTALLY FUCKED SO FUCK THE WORLD TODAY
ENDED AS IT STARTED IN THE MOST UNCHRISTIAN WAY
A SHORT RIDE ON THE ROUNDABOUT
AND ONCE I FALL OUT I STAY LYING DOWN
WITHIN A SPLIT SECOND I PASS OUT
FLOODLIT, FULLY DRESSED I JUST MELT INTO THE GROUND
BREATHE A SIGH OF RELIEF, TOTALLY DEAD ASLEEP
SUDDENLY IN MY DREAM MY ROOM´S A BELFRY
AND I OPEN MY EYES AND ONCE AGAIN I REALLIZE
IM SURROUNDED BY STEEPLES TO WIT 1 2 3 4!
THAT´S THE SOUND OF A CHRISTIAN TOWN
ANNOYING SOUND OF A CHRISTIAN TOWN
I WILL NEVER GET USED TO IT
PROTESTANTS TO THE LEFT, CATHOLICS TO THE RIGHT
THIS RINGLE-DINGLE-JINGLE THING IS ALWAYS RIGHT ON TIME
A NUNNERY NEXT DOOR, CATHEDRAL NOT FAR BEHIND
AND ABOUT TEN MORE SECTS AROUND THAT BUG ME WITH THEIR CHIMES
WHERE THE FUCK DID I END UP?
I CRANK UP THE GAIN AND GET A NOISE COMPLAINT
I REALLY WONDER WHAT THEY GONNA SAY
WHEN THEY FIRST SEE MY BRANDNEW ROOFTOP PA
THATS THE SOUND OF A CHRISTIAN TOWN
ANNOYING SOUND OF A CHRISTIAN TOWN
SOUND OF A DEAD FUCKING CHRISTIAN TOWN
A TOWN THATS FILLED WITH CHRISTIAN SOUND
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8. |
Cultivated
02:10
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CULTIVATED
I GONNA FOUND MY OWN SECT TODAY
HANDS UP, WHO´S WITH ME?
BASIC IDEA´S QUITE SIMPLE
AND IT´S BRILLIANT YOU'LL SEE
GIMME ALL YOUR VIRGINS
FOR A TICKET TO AN INTERGALACTIC SPACESHIP
GIMME ALL YOUR VIRGINS
SEE ITS REALLY URGENT
GIMME ALL YOUR VIRGINS
IF YOU DON´T WANNA DIE SEARCHING
I´M BORED AS FUCK AND FLAT BROKE THESE DAYS
SO WHAT DO YOU SAY?
I´M LOOKING FOR FUN
YOU FOR A NEW REALLITY
GIMME ALL YOUR VIRGINS
FOR A TICKET TO AN INTERGALACTIC SPACESHIP
GIMME ALL YOUR VIRGINS
GIMME YOUR LIFE SAVINGS
SEE IT´S REALLY URGENT
SO GIMME YOUR MONEY AND YOUR VIRGINS
GIMME ALL YOUR VIRGINS
LOUSY UNWORTHY EARTHLINGS
GIMME ALL YOUR EARNINGS
CUZ MY SPACESHIP NEEDS NEW CURTAINS
GIMME ALL YOUR VIRGINS
FOR A TICKET TO AN INTERGALACTIC SPACESHIP
GIMME ALL YOUR VIRGINS
SEE ITS REALLY URGENT
GIMME ALL YOUR VIRGINS
IF YOU DON´T WANNA DIE SEARCHING
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9. |
Cheesy Premium Poetry
02:54
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CHEESY PREMIUM POETRY
YOU SAID YOU WON´T DO WHAT YOU HAVE BEEN TOLD TO
HAVING HOMEBREW WITH YOUR SAUERKRAUT CREW
NOW THE DAY´S GONE AND IT NEVER WILL COME BACK
YOU WILL NEED SOME OF THIS SUN BLOCK SCUMBACK
AND THE TRAIN TO A SHINY NEW DAY
IS GONNA BE MISSED WHILE IT´S STEADILY LATE
YOU DON´T FEEL WELL? OH, YOU MIGHT JUST OD´D
ON SMELLY BELL CHEESY PREMIUM POETRY
MY DRUNKEN ME IS, WELL, INEDUCATABLE
PLEASE TAKE YOUR FEET OFF THE KITCHEN TABLE
WEARING GREEN SPECS MAKES IT HARD TO CHASE A RAINBOW
THERE´S NO CLOUD IN A SKY MADE OF PLAYDOUGH
SALT STICKS DONT BELONG IN THE MOSHPIT
YOUR RULES, FUCK THEM, IS MIR WOSCHT, KID!
SO WHAT, DIP THESE NUGGETS OF WISDOM
IN HOT SAUCE TILL THEY´RE COLD AND LISTEN UP
THAT´S CHEESY PREMIUM POETRY
SO, DAMAGE CONTROL SAID I´M NEARING THE GOAL
LIKE AN AQUANAUT SLIDING DOWN A FIREMANS POLE
I SAID I´VE GOT SOME LUBE BUT I'LL LEAVE IT IN THE NIGHTSTAND
I STICK TO LIFE LIKE SUPER GLUE
MIND WHO´S SCARED OF THE ROOSTER KING
SHOULD AVOID THE ROYAL DUNGHILL
IT´S LITERALY ALL ABOUT HIGH LEVEL POETRY
IT´S QUITE SIMPLE SO COME SING ALONG
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10. |
Bag Of Weed
02:34
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BAG OF WEED
WHEREVER I GO, WHEREVER I STAY
THEY´VE GOT A SPYING EYE ON ME
I CAN FEEL THEM BREATHING DOWN MY NECK
WHEREVER I STAY, WHEREVER I GO
AND MY EYES MEET THEIR SUSPECTING STARE
DOORS SWING OPEN THERE´S NO SECOND GUESS
I´M ´BOUT TO BE HARASSED
HEY! STOP MAKING A CRIMINAL OUT OF ME! IT´S JUST A BAG OF WEED!
HEY! IT´S FUCKING RIDICULOUS DON´T YOU SEE? IT´S JUST A BAG OF WEED!
I´M REALLY AFRAID OF MYSELF
SINCE I´VE BEEN TOLD HOW CRIMINAL I AM
JUST GOT A TEARDROP TATTOO
CUZ NOW I FEEL SO GANGSTA
HOW IS IT A CRIME IF IT´S NOT MORALLY WRONG?
WHERE IS THE JUSTIFICATION?
SOME LAWS NEED TO BE DISOBEYED
AS THEY MAKE NO SENSE AT ALL
I DON´T HARM YOUR KIDS OR YOUR MUM
NOT EVEN MYSELF OR ANYONE ELSE
THE BASEMENT CRUMBLES AS IT´S
BUILT ON SHAKY ARGUMENTS
ALL ABLAZE THE TOWER SWAYS
COLLAPSE IS UNAVOIDABLE
WHEN IT COMES DOWN WILL YOU CATCH IT?
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11. |
Skin Up Dub
04:31
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SKIN UUUUUUP :)
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